About Me

Burning questions no one has asked me. Answers provided anyway.

Who are you?

My name is Pat. I have many hobbies and I think having a website is a fun one to indulge.

I collect a lot of stuff. Toys, statues, CDs, art books, etc. Mostly weeb shit, tbh. I’ve been collecting stuff since childhood, which was a long time ago.

Also, I really like crabs. They’re wonderful creatures.

Why did you make this website?

"I'm hopefully not alone in wanting more text-based action figure reviews on the internet. In a world where YouTube and video reviews dominate the review space, I'd like to present reviews and other content in a more old fashioned sense." -me, when I first made this site.

Over time, this website has become more varied than I anticipated. I originally intended for this to be a place for toy reviews and that's about it, but now it's turned into a nice place for me to record various hobbies and interests. This website is for me as much as it is for others. Therapeutic journaling and whatnot.

What does “Pair of Ducks Hotel” mean?

The Pair of Ducks Hotel is a play on the album title "Paradox Hotel" by the Flower Kings. It's also very similar to the name of my private Discord server, to which you are not invited. Sorry.

Can I contact you?

I mean, yeah, sure — go crazy. Feel free to use the form below to drop me a line. Additionally, buttons to my Bluesky & Instagram are in the footer on every page; my profiles are public and you may message me on either platform.

Please don't hesitate to send me a message if you find any typos, broken links, etc.

This is what I look like. I hope your curiosity has been satiated.

Thank you for visiting my website!